something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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