At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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