1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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