Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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