So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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