Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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