well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i can't believe i had my finger in that
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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