there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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