Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
it's like heaven, but drunker
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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