Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So. Much. Porn.
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