it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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