he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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