Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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