Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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