Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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