Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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