Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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