is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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