She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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