On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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