it was like his penis was on wheels.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I lost the right to judge tonight
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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