just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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