just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
