my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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