Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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