Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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