How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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