I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
ttyl tear gas
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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