New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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