Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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