The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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