are you so shy because you have an std?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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