For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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