Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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