the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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