i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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