Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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