Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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