So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You did what with his pubic hair?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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