your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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