So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You ate ashes out of my bong
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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