and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
