his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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