I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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