i wish my penis had a tongue
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Randomize
