she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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