would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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