i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Let's paint friendship bongs
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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