and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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