how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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